Working on something we got back from contractors and:
$sql = " INSERT INTO enquire_now (name, num, email, enquirymsg ) VALUES ('$name','$phone','$email','$enquiry')";

Guess which variables are pulled straight from $_POST? (Hint: it's all of them)

That feeling when you add one line to a config file and your production build drops from 1.6 MiB to 6 KiB.

Fixed my Patreon payment details so Cloud Island can take all* my money.

* The correct amount of

That moment when you think your pay hasn't been processed because you can't find your payslip.

Nope, just put the payslip in the wrong folder 🤦‍♀️

The most exciting Disney+ release scheduled this month isn't Hamilton but the Phineas and Ferb movie.

Manager now 30 minutes late for morning standup, where he's going to brief me on the high-priority work I'm to do first.

I’m a professional! Pay no attention to the copy-pasta mistakes behind the curtain.

Code kitten like catnip
Code kitten like milk and clotted cream
Code kitten very simple cat
With big warm furry kitten heart
Code kitten like you

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Has anyone used Ansible to manage WHM/cPanel servers?

Having to remove a developer's SSH key from all of them manually is a pain.

CloudWatch has gotten a lot easier to setup since I last had to do it 5 years ago.

I'm going into the office for the day tomorrow.

I am not looking forward to it.

Watching Marble Racing while waiting for my manager to send through the client emails I'm to work on

I get to write a marketing document about a product's security for a pitch deck to enterprise customers.

This is going to be painful.

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