Simon @Firesphere@cloudisland.nz

I went on the bus through Brooklyn! I came home with my t-shirt soaking wet from all the sweating, but I did it!

Bank: We can't give you a mortgage of 1000 a fortnight, you can't afford it.
Me: Okay, I'll go back to paying 1200 a fortnight in rent then 😞

You can say what you want, but dang this is some awesome work by my lovely girlfriend (no, it's not for me, but I would almost be inclined to wear it myself)

I would really appreciate it, if I did not have to look at that smug face again

Decisions made at 5 in the morning, are never good.

Left: Minor surgery
Right: 8+ hours of tattooing
Three guesses which hurts more?

Did you know, spiders don't use muscles, but hydraulics, to move?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmppppffffff
https://imgur.com/gallery/zOnWtM4

Ugh, please publish your salary range on your job ad?
Thanks, bye.

Current status: Pain. Pure pain.

Brain? Hurts
Shoulder? Hurts
Leg? Hurts
I'm so broken 😢

Halfway through my surgery today, the surgeon said
"This thing really does not want to leave your body. But I have the upper hand, I have a scalpel"
Which was very reassuring she has a sense of humour.
Surgery took almost 3 times the estimated time to cut out the benign lump from my skin

ERFQUACK! #eqnz

Is a literal fire in your threat model?

The hatred I have for people consistently wanting to correct me.... is ironic

Which one is better?

That was quite a wobble. And it kept going. It woke me up :/ #eqnz

FYI, learning basic self-defence is absolutely worth it.
I would say, it's up there with understanding Spongebob memes.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/124240523/assault-victim-overcomes-trauma-through-free-selfdefence-classes

It annoys me more than it should, that the end of a "do" statement in bash, is "done" and not "od"