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I has a sad, is not having any visitors anymore. I thought the concept was so cool, but apparently, it's not as great as I thought 😢
"Anxiety, depression and insomnia were most common among recovered COVID-19 patients"

Welp, I don't need COVID for that...

Did you know I have a website, where you can trade stickers?
OMG! You totally should check it out if you like stickers!

Did you know there are more airplanes under water, than there are submarines in the sky?

We are going to die. And that makes us the lucky ones.

I hate my life. And these are moments, I just wish I could disappear.

Ohai brain. Thanks for being a piece of shit 😢 Of course I get stressed, grumpy and generally feeling unhappy on a Monday, right after my self-defense lesson.

$ screen -r 6838
> There is a screen on: 6838.pts-0.retropie (08/11/20 19:04:31) (Attached)
> There is no screen to be resumed matching 6838.

Ya boy J. Kushner looks like your creepy nephew that does all it can do to not look creepy....
And look even creepier because of it.

Is there an option to just disappear from the world?
Asking for a me.

Nothing says "everyone is welcome" than a church with spikey metal gates and cctv signs and 'stay away" signs

Do you have a front-loader washing machine? If so, do you have a dryer?

If both are yes, do you have them stacked on top of each other?

If three times yes.... Do you have a way to make sure the dryer won't be thrown off the laundry machine?

Today (well, technically, yesterday) was my birthday.
And also my first pretty good mental health day in quite a while.

Me, plugging in my headphones for charging...
Nothing happens, huh?
Me, looking at the other end of the cable, lying there on the ground...

I just want peace of mind. Is that too much to ask?

Tomorrow is my birthday.
Today, I'm a total wreck. I can't even human anymore.

I hate fireworks. They scare the crap outta my little kitty, they're not for anything good but loud noises.
"Guy Fawkes Day" is shit for pet owners, and it should be abolished.

At least there's a rainbow over Wellington.
It's something

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