"China Flu, you know, the China Flu, it affects us all, I refuse to call it. But the election went badly. Entirely unfair. Totally unfair. I was ahead and then I had to swim. The water was way wetter, thanks to my efforts. Like in Flint, you know Flint, right? It's doing greatly. Humoungously great. And that shows that the election was stolen from us. Because you know, ballets were being count after people were told to stop voting. And voting is a thing."
"Where people vote and they have to do it by vote day. So then you should have counted everything. Maybe chairs."
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