Is it strange that I feel sorry for this amoeba?
I mean, not much brains to eat in the US, right?
In my defence, I was only trying to be helpful!
A story from when I was a child:
I overheard my dad talking to my neighbour about "neuting" the stallion. My neighbour jokingly said "Just use two bricks and smack'm"
5 year old me proceeded to walk to the barn, grab two bricks on the way there, and smack the first horse I ran in to with full force on the side with the bricks.
Said horse did not like that.
And that is how I broke my collar bone.
I could probably kill someone with this smell....
I cried. I really, really appreciate the mother in this video.